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Saturday, November 02, 2013
Why Anil Kapoor named his serial 24 ?
Because when he cleared the dark, dense and mysterious jungle of hairs from his chest he found 24 dead mosquitoes in there.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Funniest Bumper Stickers
Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are a jerk.
Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life... but it broke off.
Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me."
Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Hang up and drive!!
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
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Traffic in India
A very funny look at how people drive in india.
The rules are quite different there.
Watch the white car in the top center going against traffic.
Traffic in India
Saturday, August 29, 2009EcoFriendly- EcoFriendly News,Technologies,Products and LifeStyle
Saturday, May 09, 2009EcoFriendly- EcoFriendly News,Technologies,Products and LifeStyle
Greatest Driving Road
Just have a look What they have created in a desert...
The Jebel Hafeet Mountain Road in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) is the greatest driving road in the world.
Stretching for 7.3 miles and climbing nearly 4,000 feet, it boasts 60 corners and a surface so smooth that it would flatter a racetrack.
It could easily be described as the eighth wonder of the world, but almost nothing is known about its creation.
The road is cut into the Jebel Hafeet mountain, the highest peak in the United Arab Emirates , the oil-rich Persian Gulf state.
The mountain spans the border with Oman and lies about 90 minutes' drive southeast of the thriving city of Dubai .
It looks down upon a dusty, desert landscape that belies a nation of astonishing wealth.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
10 reasons why God created Eve
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, it is not good for man to be alone.
And the Number 1 reason why God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
12 really funny Out-of-Office auto reply
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
11: I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
12: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'